It looks like somebody tried to cook breakfast on him.

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  It looks like somebody tried to cook breakfast on him.

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  ahh, best bukake ever. i think im gonna go to sleep now.

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  drinking alcohol increases the viscosity of your sperm :D

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  Megan Fox

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  'How was vegas?' "Fantastic, I gambled, drank, spent the whole night with a gorgeous woman and I never came so hard in my life!" (What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... and on the internet.)

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  Hey, i have the same edition of this mag!

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  "what are you doing this weekend jeff?" "imma go play sum poka"