I did that to a guy once...but instead of farting as I originally planned, I blew a truly messy shart all over his face, hair, and neck - and no, he never found out who did it hehe

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  I did that to a guy once...but instead of farting as I originally planned, I blew a truly messy shart all over his face, hair, and neck - and no, he never found out who did it hehe

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  Broke Back Mounting

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  Rule one about shaming another person over the internet... make sure you don't put yourself in harm's way by exposing a part of your body, in attempting to shame someone else, that will in turn shame you...

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  'Lookin' for love.. In all the wrong places..'
  
  The cowboy hat explains it all.

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  FUK HE GONNA GET PINK EYE...DISGUSTING!!

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  hamster ass!!!

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  Lick his ass, Seabass!!!

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  "Hey man...can you look at my ass, it's been itchy all day?"

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  teabaging a guy is hilarious

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  Anybody got some paper.....

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  Meet your perfect match at E harmony.com!

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  BEEEF STEEWWWWWW !

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  Mangina Bush!!!!!!

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  im a cop... I APPROVE

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  Wipe much, dude?

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  I swear I thought it was a fart...

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  That is a weird ass looking ass and lower/mid back. Seriously his ass and crack look like a penis head and dick hole.

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  can you do it again but recording it

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  now thats how u get pink eye.

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  'Lookin' for love.. In all the wrong places..'
  
  The cowboy hat explains it all.

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  unhappy trail!!!