I love straw nipples

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  I love straw nipples

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  At least they're taking care to make sure his nipples can breath. So, you know, kudos for that.

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  I think you mean to say "Poor dude.".

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  pour dude

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  AS I PAT THE BOOBS I WISH I HAD ON MY BOYFRIENDS CHEST.

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  "It's a 'sand', 'sand' situation".

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  And these are Bitch Boys!