Wait! I cant sleep without my wooden penis

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  Wait! I cant sleep without my wooden penis

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  Every time she passes out, she gets c0cky

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  Wow, someone had the time to whittle up a cawk, all in the name of a gag, that's dedication

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  Got W00d?

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  Photographer is gay. Any normal guy wud slip the fingers

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  Some people have teddys or comfort blankets this girl has a wooden cock.

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  Got slivers?

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  hahaha whatta battyshit

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  She's got a woody

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  white girls love black c0ck lool

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  I wish it was my cock, snif :'(

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  She told Pinocchio what would happen if he lied to her one more time.